Evil Queen is Mostly Evil

Hello and welcome to my first semi serious blog. I'm kind of new at this so bear with me.

My name is Sam. That's short for Samantha and I'm 23 years old. I'm married with no children and I live in the ass crack of Kentucky. I am an online role player. I am a costumer. I am a LARPer. And I am pretty damned bored.

My husband Adam is perfect. He has a great job which is a feat in of itself in this economy and he utterly adores me. I think he is the best thing to ever happen to me and I'm glad to spend my life with him.

Since my husband has a great job, I have undertaken the time honored role as house wife. I take care of the house and I am happy to do so. I'm not very good at it though as I have horrendous organization skills. I'm learning I suppose. Recently I have taken on a good portion of our laundry. This is a big deal considering I usually wash Adam's clothes for work about an hour before he has to leave which means his dad, who he car pools with, always gets cranky. Father in law gets cranky, husband gets cranky. The day just gets better from there. I have done a total of twenty loads and there are still a few more.

I told you. I am -way- behind.

Dishes are something else I need to get better at. I've gone from 'duck and cover' to 'slaying the beast weekly'. This isn't very helpful I suppose as there are still things moving and I'm not entirely sure how they exist.

I've also cleaned the bathroom which means I organized everything, cleaned every surface, and threw away all of the crap we didn't need. Apparently the medicine cabinet isn't the ideal place for medication. The steam and moisture in the air from showering can have bad effects on the medications stored in there. It looks like my hair products can reclaim their rightful place and all medication can go in the cabinet above the stove.

There may be hope for me yet.

My next task gets to be the guest closet. I live in a single wide trailer and the fact that I have two closets at all is nothing short of a blessing. The guest closet has an added bonus of being a walk-in. That's great despite the fact that because of this, the closet takes up half of the guest room. What do I care? I'm not sleeping in there and a guest is never supposed to be too comfortable in a guest room. They wind up staying long than you want them.

Tomorrow, or rather I should say later today, Adam gets to go to work for special training. Special as in now they get to expect more out of him but don't have to give him a raise. At least he gets paid for it which adds another eleven hours to his pay check that he otherwise wouldn't have gotten. With any luck that can go toward salvaging our dwindling bank account. I certainly hope so.

That's all I really have to say now. Thanks for reading.

God save us from the queen,
-Sam